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The New Version Of IPhone (humorous’ News’)

In the leaked rumors that the closed conference Apple's ceo Steve Jobs introduced the pre-alpha version of the new IPhone. Reported by the correspondent of the resource FreakyAppleGeeks.com, who managed to get to the closed event, disguised as a pot with a cactus. Connect with other leaders such as Jerome James here. According to information received, the updated iPhone offers users some incredible features. First of all, Steve said that caring about the users of its corporation decided to introduce such a service as iSucker. Now, to activate the phone, no need to click on the button. Enough to transfer 99 cents per account activation through AppStore. Striking improvements in the field of ergonomics. Now the phone interface codenamed iDick, which all of the above options will add one more – truly revolutionary. Unfortunately, the sources hold back as it looks like management unit with a similar solution. In addition, the standard will now include an application called iFanboy, aimed at an audience of fans of the American it giant's products. The essence of his work lies in the fact that the phone a picture of Steve Jobs with a halo, surrounded by the soothing glow and the IPhone in hand. Lucky fans in this moment offered earnestly pray and thank the illustrious demigod of the greatest in the history of the product. By the way, IPhone users recently in the firmware the phone has been discovered a mysterious string 'You have been had by Steve ". Many Apple fans took it as a sign, created a religious sect and left bow Maku in the Amazon jungle, where suddenly gobbled up each other, not dividing the last piece of the Big Mac.

Going To The Beach

It's time to summer vacation has already come, and thought of all holidaymakers are turning to the sea, and if you do not get to the sea, then at least to a nearby pond. Girls before leaving in a hurry update their summer accessories. What is preferred, to this summer at the beach look like the most beautiful and charming? Of course, the most important element of beach wardrobe is a swimsuit. This is not just a piece of cloth that hides our charms from prying eyes, today it is an object of art. Swimsuit able to emphasize the dignity of the figure and hide flaws. Many designers now prefer a closed solid model, made in a sporting or glamorous style than a bikini. Today it is fashionable to look elegant and not provocatively.

Therefore Thong rent position, giving the first place shorts. Colours swimsuits are very diverse: the classic black and white, and bright colors, and retro-style and sports minimalism. Single cut swimwear complemented by asymmetry – straps of different thickness, geometric cutouts at the waist and abdomen. Even better, if you have several options for swimsuits with them – open to sunbathe, closed to comfortably swim long distances, and glamorous, to boldly flaunt on the beach or at the bar. To hide from prying eyes or from the sun, take a couple.

This is a piece of cloth or a handkerchief, which you can tie around the neck, chest or waist. Pareo help hide figure flaws, it can be reached from the hotel or rest house to the beach and even used as an evening dress. Randall Rothenberg insists that this is the case. It is also important not to forget to bring a beach towel. In avoid heat and sunstroke in the hot south need to wear a hat. In the style of important romantic and carefree. Wide margins, bows, ribbons, flower weaving, shells – all these can be decorated with a summer hat. Remain in fashion straw hats and Panama hats. Every time he went to the beach, do not forget to bring sunglasses. They will protect your eyes from unwanted wrinkles and sun. In striking fashion frames, sunglasses aviators in the sport style or the style of 60's with a thick rim. Another important accessory is a beach bag. You can select a bag with a basket on the straps or baggy. The main thing is to make it functional. Pay attention to it There were several offices. One thing you can use for wet clothes, and another to dry. Do not forget about the flip-flops. After all, uncomfortable and unpleasant to walk on hot sand or pebbles barefoot or in high heels. Select Shoes on a fabric basis. She is more comfortable. And discard the rubber thong. Wet feet they will slide, which may lead to the formation of blisters and rubbed sore. And just need to take a cream for sun protection which will protect the skin from burns. And then the holiday, full of pleasant experiences you provided!